The Club: A union in which one is automatically admitted after having their most vital organ removed from their chest and tossed around like a spinach salad, leaving them with an incredibly wilted spirit and a rather large need for hugs and besties. Members of this group are frequently exposed to unkind amounts of flirting while simultaneously being forced to swallow the phrase "just friends". Founded 3/15/2011, this society currently has 2 members and 1 on the way.
I hate being the newest member of the club. Ben calls it a learning experience but.. UGH.