- April's A Fool -

How do I feel about April Fools day?... I love it- I want to hold really soft things- like my cat. It makes me feel really pure. Sometime's I just want to run on the beach. I like to twirl- maybe in slow motion. Ha.. Had to throw that in. Makes me laugh every time.

Back to April Fool's-

My pranks always fail.

Last year I put Vaseline over Megan King's toilet seat -And she didn't even notice! HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE? Ha. And this year I short-sheeted my roommates bed. AND SHE NEVER CAME HOME. She went to Bountiful for the weekend- on a Thursday!

How anticlimactic.

And even though my pranks never work- others' seem to be rather effective.

My dear friend- Benjammin' Rasmussen- put an add for a free ipod on KSL with my contact information on it. Within 1 hour I got 9 phone calls. Sad thing was- joke was on me- but they fell for it! A) Free ipods do not exist. B) Especially when it's April Fools day. HAA.

The worst part of it all was - one of the guys called about it and I thought he was just kidding. So... Like a fool I went along with it. My side of the conversation went like this- "Yeah, it's a 30 gig. Feel free to come pick it up whenever you want." After that phone call is when I went online and found out it was actually an add. I couldn't stop thinking "WHAT. I just told a stranger I'd give him my ipod!" HAAA.

So I had to call the guy back and tell him April Fools. The poor man sounded so disappointed.



The only other thing that happened yesterday was- our home teachers put a duck in our apartment. So that was neat- except it crapped all over our floor and was the most scared thing I've ever seen. They stole it from 2nd dam-

Poor thing.

- Throw Down -

Today, at my job, the ladies told me about the different April Fools Day goofs they'd played, or were played on them. I heard about drawers being taped shut, clocks being changed, impossible workload requests at jobs, fake tattoos, etc. and I thought to myself "Okay, these are some kind of cool ideas..".
BUT THEN- one of the members said that she'd told her elementary class that they had to go to the office and get their kindergarten shots again. All I can say to that is.. 'LOL'. That is freakin' hilarious. She said most of her class started bawling (even at this age, that is probably what I would of done too), with the exception of one girl who stood up and said "I'll go first, let's get this over with". HA. Super dang awesome.

After researching about the holiday on the internet this morning and then hearing other peoples stories at work, I realize I did not fulfill my quest to successfully celebrate this holiday, like I thought I wanted to. There is so much more I could have done.. and I'm sad this is all I did..

1) Told Megan Bell her favorite band was coming to concert April 8th in Salt Lake. (Sorry to fire-breathe your world Megan.. )

2) Told Carli Bahm a dirty lie.. ha ha.. but she didn't believe me at all because she knows me too well. (Bummer.. )

3) Wiped (with a tissue- MEGAN BELL - because touching toilet seats isn't my thing) Vaseline on Megan Kings toilet seat. And about that- she never said anything and now I'm curious as to which of the following is true:

A) She didn't notice.
B) She liked it.
C) She already hates me.. so she just didn't say anything. *
D) She's like those people on the East coast who crouch, instead of actually sit on the toilet seat.

4) Stomped on a slush puddle and got Megan and Andee all wet. (Spontaneous!)

-Click HERE for Megan's extended version of this event.

5) Told my parents to call my government teacher, Mr. Lyons, because he wanted to speak to them and gave them the number to the zoo. JUST KIDDING. ANDEE DID THAT. But it's such a good idea I just had to add it to my list. Plus I love 90210, and stealing other peoples stories reminds me of it. :)

6) Skipped some of my classes.. Oh wait, Ha.

The End.

PS. Sometimes I survive epic battles. AWESOME.


*Probable. But, Megan King, please know it was all in good fun.

----------------------------------Megan Bell's Post About The Day---------------------------------------------------------------

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Yes, I am pleased with myself.

Today, Mandy, Andee, and I had just left our Poli Sci class and were heading into the library. Mandy jumped into a puddle of slush, which then sprayed all over mine and Andee's pants. As Andee and I screamed our displeasure, I saw the wheels turning on Mandy's face as she realized once again that it was April Fool's day, and she did not have to take the blame. She yelled, "April Fools!" and I muttered, "How convenient..."

I'll let Mandy tell you the rest of the story.

My bosses just asked me to make a 36 by 24 inch banner that says "Married, but still looking" complete with phone number and all. There was talk of someone's back windshield ... I made the banner, and gave it to them. No questions asked. I sure hope the victim can't trace it back to me ... :)

- Like It Ar Not -

Weirdest thing happened just now, I was chased into the library by a maddened Megan Bell throwing snowballs.

Attack number one..
Hit on the arm, cheap shot, didn't hurt.

Attack number two..
Hit on the head, don't remember my thoughts there.

Attack number three..
Occurs while diving through the library entrance and yelling "Letmeinletmein!"..
Hit on the back of the neck, surprisingly good shot, didn't hurt, fell to the floor.. laughing of course.

It's only noon and I can tell this is going to be a good day :)

PS

It's April Fools. ... and I feel, so far, I've been successfully celebrating this marvelous holiday.