The first time, I screamed/had a heart attack and chased her out of the room. Not even five minutes later, I was back in my closet and remembered I hadn't locked the door, turned to lock it and there she was again!!!!!!

I screamed/had a heart attack and punched her in the chest/neck on accident. Basically, she fell to the ground, rolling with laughter.
ROFL, FER REAL.
OH MY!@#!# I WAS SO SCARED! But, the rest of the morning was good. I ate a candlelit breakfast with my sisters, showered in the dark....and had an eventful drive to work, during which I saw 4 tipped semi-trucks and experience many pieces of debris and gravel hitting the left side of my car.

























